February 2012
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EVERYONE SHOULD FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER BECAUSE I'M... →
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
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it sounds like someone is being brutally murdered...
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE QUIETLY.
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Looks like by the end of this year I will have...
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okay for our luxury comedy fish tank we need a...
does anyone have a clear big picture of the lux com hut that we could print off?
go out to buy two fish called Parfart and Ice...
Weekly favourite lines from Luxury Comedy...
So we at uni get our favourite lines from each episode of Luxury Comedy and we just repeat them in every situation throughout the week:
Week One:
“Dooo youuu takeeee cardddssss?”
Week Two:
“Am I nothing?”
Week Three:
“Parfart”
Week Four:
“I went to college”
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
When you roll it out it looks like a pair of fuckin’ knickers. Tommy, can you hear me you muppet? Mushy peas.
oh my god, this is my new favourite blog.
ineedtofindmywaybacktothestart:
Complaining you got pushed at a gig is like complaining you had sex at an orgy
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this is possibly the first friday that I haven't...
aha.
having a chilled night in with Amelia.
tidying and dancing to Bam Bam by King Charles
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story
Applied for festival work!
yayyy! Hopefully going to Download and Sonisphere this year!
GET IN.
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everyone: are you okay
everyone: you look tired
everyone: you look upset
everyone: you look confused
everyone: are you mad at me
everyone: what are you mad at
me: IT'S MY FAAAAAAAAACE
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